From Dragonfly: 101 Uses of a Maxi-Pad in Prison

There are just a handful of items provided for free in prison. One of those items is basic maxi-pad. Obviously, this is because at a woman's prison, you cannot expect women to not have menstruation protection. So, since they are free, women use them for all kinds of purposes... here is a list of the HIGHLIGHTS of I wrote when I came up with "101 Uses of a Maxi-Pad in Prison." All these are true observations... either by me, or someone within my unit. Thank you to Freckles, South, Danbury, Star, Appeal, and more for the suggestions!!!

1. Coaster
2. Hanger Padding (to avoid wrinkling)
3. Mop
4. Duster
5. Shoulder Pads
6. Eye Mask
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10. Shower Shoes
11. Ear Plugs
12. Door Stop
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14. Toilet Paper
15. Shoe Insoles
16. Heel Lifts
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19. Pot Holder
20. Curlers
21. Tape
22. Tampon
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25. Under Boob Cooler
26. Ice Pack
27. Hot Pad
28. Toilet Bowl Warmer
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31. Knee Pads
32. Shin Guards
33. Bookmark
34. Dildo Stuffing (made with a rubber glove on the outside...)
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40. Makeup Remover
41. Paper Towel
42. Band-Aid
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48. Face Mask
49. Paper
50. Bra Stuffing
51. Air Vent Cover
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53. Body Roll Moisture Absorber
54. Pantyliner/Pee Pad
55. Bra Extension
56. Sweat Band
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60. Eye Shadow Brush
61. Kleenex
62. Bib
63. Tupperware Cover
64. Toilet Paper Holder
65. Walker Bottom/Foot Pads
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68. Toothbrush Holder
69. Drying Rack
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74. Wheelchair Grippers
75. Shoe Arch
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80. Picture Hanger
81. Cup Cozy
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90. Lactation Pad
91. Pedicure Toe Separator
92. Eye Glass Cloth
93. Hair Bun Holder
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97. Sponge
98. Medication Creme Applicator
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And the 101 use for a maxi-pad in prison:
101. Menstruation