From Dragonfly: The Klutz

I've been a bit of a klutz throughout life. I once attended a cardboard boat regatta, slipped on some mud, and slid my way to the edge of the water. Walking around after, was a real eye sore for everyone else. Lots of laughs. When I attended my first women's basketball game in college, I (along with everyone else), jumped out of my seat excited for a 3-pointer, and when I went to sit back down, my chair had flipped up and I fell flat on the cement. The entire seating area was in tears laughing so hard. My friend with me couldn't even look at me. Once, when I was in prison, I was trying to talk to someone on the second tier, while walking to turn in a cop-out and I walked right into the stair bannister, got a huge knot on my shin, another on my stomache (it's a big bannister), and woke people up I was laughing so hard. Okay, that last one happened just now, and I had soooooo many eyes on my kluziness. It's something I will not live down for my time remaining here. The knot on my leg formed within seconds and is growing bigger and bigger. It doesn't really hurt, but it may be very sore tomorrow. So much for being suave in prison!!!